A little this, a little that...

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via seanp0donnell)

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

(Source: weedkinz, via buckywinchesters)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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romy7:

Looking the best you can is a show of respect to those around you.

- Tom Ford

(via madonnastwat)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via seanp0donnell)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2, via seanp0donnell)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via seanp0donnell)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via seanp0donnell)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via seanp0donnell)

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

(via seanp0donnell)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via seanp0donnell)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

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frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

(Source: studip, via seanp0donnell)

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